sadstuck-and-headcanons

phemiec:

This is a song about a whale. NO. This is a song about being Eridan.

An Eridan Ampora fansong. I recorded this with a sore throat so maybe i’m nuts for posting it, but I sorta liked the outcome even if it isn’t perfect. :)

Download at SoundCloud source. 

~

I am a prince and I live in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip 
and I have a friend I pity quite a bit 
she said “grab your gun let’s have some fun, share with me your perigees 
I have responsibilities, I cannot run!”

“I do not wish the death of any living thing, I might be a killer but one day I shall be queen and put an end to slaughter, but until then I’m keen on staking claim to land and sea and everyfin between.”

I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules 
but when have angels ever helped me yet? 
and magic isn’t real and anyway it doesn’t matter 
cause no matter what I conjure it could not help be me deflect

the angry death of every hopeful thought 
that I might be a lover or a fighter that I’m not 
in someones spider web or net I could be caught 
but I’m too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot

So what? Do you want me to say sorry? 
should I apologize, when you ignore me? 
I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely 
or to be hatched into an ugly story

I am a prince and I had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares 
but then I guess I bored them both to death 
And now I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces 
better yet invent a brand new method of ascension

I’m impressed, you’ve managed to survive 
but rest assured we’d all be better off dead than alive 
cause when they get a-hold of us we’ll all be batter fried 
and I’m surprised that nobody’s considered switching sides

So here I am, respectfully and royally destroying 
any chance of getting back on your good gills 
And I don’t want to be hurtful but if yellows the new purple 
well then bleeding’s the new breathing, don’t you think I will!

I used to wish the death of every living thing 
I might be your killer but you’d never be my queen 
so put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams 
I’m done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems

That I am just pathetic, I won’t be overlooked 
I’m past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook 
I’ve made a manifesto, I’ve been bested by a crook, but never more! 
I’m planning on reclaiming what he took…

So what? do you want me to say sorry? 
should I apologize, when you ignore me? 
I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely 
or to be hatched into an ugly story 
to be hatched into an ugly story

Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory

I am a prince and I live in a ship 
I am a prince and I live in a ship

~

EDIT: Tabs can now be found here. 

sadstuck-and-headcanons

phemiec:

This is a song about a whale. NO. This is a song about being Eridan.

An Eridan Ampora fansong. I recorded this with a sore throat so maybe i’m nuts for posting it, but I sorta liked the outcome even if it isn’t perfect. :)

Download at SoundCloud source. 

~

I am a prince and I live in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip 
and I have a friend I pity quite a bit 
she said “grab your gun let’s have some fun, share with me your perigees 
I have responsibilities, I cannot run!”

“I do not wish the death of any living thing, I might be a killer but one day I shall be queen and put an end to slaughter, but until then I’m keen on staking claim to land and sea and everyfin between.”

I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules 
but when have angels ever helped me yet? 
and magic isn’t real and anyway it doesn’t matter 
cause no matter what I conjure it could not help be me deflect

the angry death of every hopeful thought 
that I might be a lover or a fighter that I’m not 
in someones spider web or net I could be caught 
but I’m too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot

So what? Do you want me to say sorry? 
should I apologize, when you ignore me? 
I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely 
or to be hatched into an ugly story

I am a prince and I had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares 
but then I guess I bored them both to death 
And now I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces 
better yet invent a brand new method of ascension

I’m impressed, you’ve managed to survive 
but rest assured we’d all be better off dead than alive 
cause when they get a-hold of us we’ll all be batter fried 
and I’m surprised that nobody’s considered switching sides

So here I am, respectfully and royally destroying 
any chance of getting back on your good gills 
And I don’t want to be hurtful but if yellows the new purple 
well then bleeding’s the new breathing, don’t you think I will!

I used to wish the death of every living thing 
I might be your killer but you’d never be my queen 
so put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams 
I’m done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems

That I am just pathetic, I won’t be overlooked 
I’m past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook 
I’ve made a manifesto, I’ve been bested by a crook, but never more! 
I’m planning on reclaiming what he took…

So what? do you want me to say sorry? 
should I apologize, when you ignore me? 
I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely 
or to be hatched into an ugly story 
to be hatched into an ugly story

Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory

I am a prince and I live in a ship 
I am a prince and I live in a ship

~

EDIT: Tabs can now be found here. 

thatoneblackvoiceactor

thatoneblackvoiceactor:

I decided to voice this post

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

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THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

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rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

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IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

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i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

gnarly
fandomodyssey:

georgiasheeran:

real-gifs:

interesting-and-useful-links:

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What 10 Celebs Wore To Prom
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Top 10 Affordable Shoes that Look Expensive
12 Reasons Fake Nails Are The Absolute Worst
Top 10 Red Lipsticks & How to Choose the Perfect Shade
Top 10 Vintage Style Icons
The Evolution of Miley Cyrus
Top 10 Craziest Shoes
Must-Try 5 Minute Hairstyles
The 10 Most Perfect Summer Styles
How to Get Perfect Naked Skin (With Makeup!)
The World’s Worst Selfie Fails
Top 10 Beauty Products You Can’t Live Without
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10 Brilliant Beauty Life Hacks
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Top 10 Best Graphic Tees
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Brilliant Ads That Work With Their Surroundings
Top 10 Fashion Bloggers to Envy
15 Perfectly Recreated Childhood Photos
17 Photos That Will Make Your Stomach Drop
The 9 Greatest Understatements Of All Time
Definitive Proof That “Frozen” Is Literally The Same Movie As “The Lion King”
Maps Of Everything You Need To Know About The World
The Selfie Olympics Finalists
The Ultimate Guide On What To Pack For A Weekend Getaway

*clicks on every link and spends the rest of my night like*


Literally what I did..

“bored”
aka
avoiding schoolwork 

fandomodyssey:

georgiasheeran:

real-gifs:

interesting-and-useful-links:

Creative And Colorful Hair Trends To Try This Summer

Top 10 Products for Beating Acne

Flashback to the Best 90s Style Hits

What 10 Celebs Wore To Prom

Simple Life Hacks That Make Your House So Much More Awesome

Top 10 Affordable Shoes that Look Expensive

12 Reasons Fake Nails Are The Absolute Worst

Top 10 Red Lipsticks & How to Choose the Perfect Shade

Top 10 Vintage Style Icons

The Evolution of Miley Cyrus

Top 10 Craziest Shoes

Must-Try 5 Minute Hairstyles

The 10 Most Perfect Summer Styles

How to Get Perfect Naked Skin (With Makeup!)

The World’s Worst Selfie Fails

Top 10 Beauty Products You Can’t Live Without

How To Have Japanese Style

10 Brilliant Beauty Life Hacks

Helpful as F*ck Fashion Life Hacks

Top 10 Most Stylish Supermodels

The Absolute Best Pizza Ideas Ever

8 Ways To Eat Pumpkin Spice

The Best Summer Sunglasses You’ll Wish Were On Your Face

Best Mean Girls Moments and Quotes

Top 10 Coolest Jewelry Pieces

Celebs With The Strongest Selfie Game

Top 10 Best Graphic Tees

Awesome Mean Girls Inspired Fashion

Top 10 Style Icons

How to Get Ariana Grande’s Style

How To Get Cara Delevigne’s Style

10 Starbucks Secret Menu Items

18 Amazing Chemical Reaction Gifs

Things Boys Do That Girls Love (According to Tumblr)

Top 10 Online Stores

Brilliant Ads That Work With Their Surroundings

Top 10 Fashion Bloggers to Envy

15 Perfectly Recreated Childhood Photos

17 Photos That Will Make Your Stomach Drop

The 9 Greatest Understatements Of All Time

Definitive Proof That “Frozen” Is Literally The Same Movie As “The Lion King”

Maps Of Everything You Need To Know About The World

The Selfie Olympics Finalists

The Ultimate Guide On What To Pack For A Weekend Getaway

*clicks on every link and spends the rest of my night like*

Literally what I did..

bored

aka

avoiding schoolwork