Hi. My name is Sloth. I'm a 16 year old emotional wreck with no life and too much time. Welcome to my blog.

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So I think my moirail or ex moirail is not pale for me anymore. Wait, I probably shouldn’t post this on my tumblr or she’ll yell at me fur this too.

howdoyoutakeoff:

I’ve had a vision:

What if Stan actually got called out for using girl as an insult in front of Mabel, like “hey why don’t you explain to your young impressionable niece why you think the comparison to her gender is demeaning.”

He could never tell her she’s inferior (he knows damn well she’s not) and thus decides that the new go-to insult is “like a Gideon.”

Aww that’s sweet

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My dad was making a saint Patricks day rum cake when I was seven. After a while He got on the phone and I came out of my room and saw cake batter and asked if I could lick the bowl, and he said yes. I got drunk off the rum in the batter and apparently went up to him and asked if there was something in it that I wasn’t suppose to have and he felt so fuckin bad. And that’s the story of the first time I got drunk


fandom davejohn
dave: i have no emotion i love eating johns ass
john: omg...... dave thats homo!
dave: but i am homo
john: ....m-maybe i am too
*pornstar scene sloppy kiss*
canon davejohn
dave: I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE APPLE JUICE BOTTLE AGAIN
john: WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT
dave: I WANTED SOME MORE APPLE JUICE
john: THAT IS NOT HOW YOU GET APPLE JUICE
dave: ITS NOT MOVING
john: IM TAKING YOU TO THE ER
dave: I CANT HAVE ANY FUCKING CHILDREN

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE


HOLLY SHIT I THOUGHT THE CAT WAS DEEP THROATING THE POLL!
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safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

HOLLY SHIT I THOUGHT THE CAT WAS DEEP THROATING THE POLL!

(Source: hashitaka, via escalusia)

Anonymous asked "What are your ships"

askgamzeemakarastuff:

,KaTnEp,Pb AnD j, ErIsOl, GaMnEp

fight4future:

Hey there,

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atwotonedbird:

I don’t know if this has already been done but~ I did it.


Carlos: I know two things.
Carlos: I love you.
Cecil: I love you too.
Cecil: What's the other thing?
Carlos: You just said it.
Fandom: *sudden uncontrollable sobbing*